Ugghhh……..
makin hari sinar matahari makin menyengat…
udara jadi tambah panas…
ga ada lagi kesegaran seperti waktu hujan datang…
Surabaya ku jadi tambah panas….
Whoooiii….. ozon…. sudah se-bolong itukah dirimu???!!!
Sampai sinar UV dari matahari sudah tak mampu kau serap lagi…???!!!
Sanak sederek, monggo sinau wacana Inggriskanthi boso Jawi
sakcekapipun.
Lumayan kagem spiking-spiking.
1. yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. your head: enDas mu..
3. your eyes: Matamu…
4. your bald head: GUNDUL MU !!
5. your knees falling down: Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. your bellybutton on fire: Udhelmu kobong !!
7. your auntie’s money: duwite mbokde mu tah ?
8. your grandfather money: Duwite mBahmu !!
9. your auntie teach you about that ? mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.your mother goalkeeper: makmu kiper …
11.like that yes like that but don’t be likethat : ngono yo ngono ning ojo ngono
12.my body is not delicious today : awak ku lagi gak enak.
13.your face far away : raimu adoh
Kata2 tambahan terpopuler :
a. your bellybutton turn up : udelmu bodong
b.your head smell gum benzoin : nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. cricket !!! : jangkrik
d. your head was blown : ndasmu njeblug
e. your eyes blind : matamu picak
f. wanna eat your head : Tak kletak ndasmu !
Aplikasi kongkret Kamus bahasa Inggris -Indonesia/Jawa
Seorang sopir lagi nyetirin boss bule Amrik,kebetulan lagi sial. Mobilnya nyodok kendaraan didepannya karena mendadak berhenti. Ia minta maaf kepada si boss, "Sorry Sir, I brakebrake, do not eat. After I Check, the wheel nofloweragain."
Kira kira terjemahannya: (maaf pak saya rem-rem nggak makan, setelah saya cek rodanya nggak ada kembangannya lagi)
Begitu si Boss mau ikutan ribut sama yg ditabrak, dia bilang "Don’t follow mix Sir! the bring that car if not wrong is the childrenfruit from manager moneys,he stupid doesn’t play! Let know taste."
Terjemahannya : (nggak usah ikut campurpak, yang bawa mobil itu kalo nggak salah anakbuah dari manajer keuangan, dia memang goblok bukan main, biar tahu rasa).
Besoknya si supir nggak masuk kerja, terus pas lusanya dia masuk si boss bule nanya, "why you’re not coming?" Jawab si supir, "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. "Terjemahannya : (maaf boss badan saya tidak enak, badan saya rasanya seperti masuk angin)
"I really don’t know whats your point!" kata boss nya.
"Yes how yes? I am alone migrain Sir will how the speak , but yes already, how many-how many, people Java can speakEngland."jawabnya serius.
Terjemahannya : (ya .. gimana ya?… saya sendiri puyeng Pak mau bagaimana ngomongnya, tapi yo uwis lah.. piro-piro wong jowo iso ngomong Inggris..)
Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhh…………………..!!!!!
I KNOW ITS GONNA END UP LIKE THIS!!!!
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Sedih…hiks….hiks…hiks….. >_<
GIRLS…..
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot
who calls you back when you hang up on him
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep
Wait for the boy who kisses your forehead
who wants to show you off to the world
when you are in your sweats
who holds your hand in front of his friends,
who thinks you’re just as pretty without makeup on.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you
of how much he cares about you
and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and
says, "…that’s her."
GUYS…
Find a girl who calls you immature in that
affectionate way instead of hot or sexy,
who can’t stand it when you hang up on her
and calls right back,
who would sit there for hours looking into your eyes,
who doesn’t care what you look like
But what’s inside counts the most,
Who looks at you with the twinkle in her eyes
and kisses you,
Wants to be with you in public, even if you wear
those old grass stained and ripped pants with the
bleached jersey like always,
Wait for the girl who is a constant reminder of
your happiness and joy, who makes you smiles
just by knowing she loves you back.
Wait for the girl who you give piggy back rides
to in public and she still is in view of her friends,
while she gets off and you hear her go
"You’re the one for me, for always"
SeLaMat DatAng
SuGEnG rAwuH
YokU IrAssHaimAsitA
HerzLicH WillKoMen
BoAs VinDas
BeNveNida
To you all who reading my blogs… welcome!!!
